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Pencil cases, socks, notebooks, and other objects for people who test the idea before they romanticise it.
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Brought Pens Pencil Case
Horizontal zip pencil case, available in black and off-white.
Terrible Idea Socks
Black crew socks with PÉSSIMA / IDEIA lettering, available in two sizes.
Ask Stupid Questions XXL Gaming Mat
90 × 40 cm desk mat with a stitched edge and room for a keyboard, mouse, and bad decisions.
Mathematics Notebook
Mathematics Notebook with a black or white cover and lined or dotted pages..
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Notebooks
Subject notebooks for studying, scribbling, and surviving the next test.
Mathematics Notebook
Mathematics Notebook with a black or white cover and lined or dotted pages..
Portuguese Notebook
Portuguese Notebook with a black or white cover and lined or dotted pages..
Biology Notebook
Biology Notebook with a black or white cover and lined or dotted pages..
Physics Notebook
Physics Notebook with a black or white cover and lined or dotted pages..
Chemistry Notebook
Chemistry Notebook with a black or white cover and lined or dotted pages..
History Notebook
History Notebook with a black or white cover and lined or dotted pages..
Philosophy Notebook
Philosophy Notebook with a black or white cover and lined or dotted pages..
English Notebook
English Notebook with a black or white cover and lined or dotted pages..
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Planners
Planners for organising the year without pretending everything is under control.
2027 Planner — Corporate
A5 weekly hardback planner with generous notes space on every week.
2027 Planner — Plan B
A clean A5 weekly planner with a full column dedicated to notes.
2027 Planner — Bad Ideas
An A5 weekly planner for giving questionable ideas dates, notes, and deadlines.
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Pencil cases
School supplies for keeping everything except what you were supposed to study.
Brought Pens Pencil Case
Horizontal zip pencil case, available in black and off-white.
Packed Everything Pencil Case
Black pencil case reading “Guardei tudo. Menos a matéria.”
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Socks
Bad ideas from head to toe. This category handles the toes.
Terrible Idea Socks
Black crew socks with PÉSSIMA / IDEIA lettering, available in two sizes.
Deadpan Socks
Black crew socks with a small Deadpan symbol, available in two sizes.
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Mouse pads
Square, round, and XXL surfaces for ideas that need room to go wrong.
Deadpan Square Mouse Pad
25 × 25 cm square mouse pad with a woven surface and non-slip base.
Deadpan Round Mouse Pad
22 cm round mouse pad with a smooth surface and non-slip base.
Ask Stupid Questions XXL Gaming Mat
90 × 40 cm desk mat with a stitched edge and room for a keyboard, mouse, and bad decisions.
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T-shirts
Heavy cotton, a unisex fit, and opinions that are difficult to ignore.
Deadpan T-shirt
Heavyweight unisex T-shirt with a large Deadpan front print.
Bad Ideas, Good Stories T-shirt
Heavyweight unisex T-shirt for ideas that improve in the retelling.
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Hats
Basic protection for heads full of questionable ideas.
Deadpan Baseball Cap
Six-panel cotton cap with Deadpan embroidery and a metal adjuster.
Deadpan Bucket Hat
Cotton bucket hat with Deadpan embroidery and contrast stitching.
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Bundles
Four notebooks, one decision, and a better price.
Science Bundle — 4 Notebooks
Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry, and Biology: four black-cover, lined notebooks with a €9.70 saving..
Humanities Bundle — 4 Notebooks
Portuguese, History, Philosophy, and English: four black-cover, lined notebooks with a €9.70 saving..
Survival Bundle — 4 Notebooks
Mathematics, Portuguese, English, and Multi-subject: four black-cover, lined notebooks with a €9.70 saving..